How Are You Going To Die?

[ProudPops]

I'm going at age 56 fighting terrorism in Spain. Clutch, you got four and a half years to win that title!
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

[Casper]

Benjamin Stillman: At age 40 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

[yotaman88210]

Kevin Lauer: At age 72 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

[Pedro]

Pedro: At age 41 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

Damn, that's a terrible way to go.

[Putty]

David Putty: At age 72 you will choke on a piece of steak.

Aint that some shit....I love steak. I get it all the time.

[snredrum]

At age 44 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.


eh, I just have to remember to never visit an aquarium while I am 44 :cool:

[samhain138]

Jeremiah, at age 42 You will die in an Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars. :lol: :lol:

[Chrome]

At age 25 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra. wtf just trying to get my drink on and get cracked in the head or somethin

[MaverickK6]

At age 55 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

[OsuMj]

Michele: At age 52 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

:(

[SAMBUSA]

Holy thread resurrection MJ.:nono:

[OsuMj]

Holy thread resurrection MJ.:nono:

well, its kinda funny, and there were like what, 20 people here in 2006?? Its like new!

[Ron Burgundy]

At age 65 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years

[SAMBUSA]

The "anally oriented" made me lol a little

[Wheezle]

Lance: At age 39 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

[SAMBUSA]

Sam: At age 68 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.



What did I go to prison for? Lamb porn? :lol:

[Wheezle]

Now thats Funny Sam!!

[OsuMj]

The "anally oriented" made me lol a little

yeah... me too.

[Wheezle]

Hope you like anal! LOL!! If not you better start practicing!! LOL!!

[Cdubyah]

Casey: At age 45 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle

EPIC!!!!! :lol:

[mrmako777]

Matthew Cook: At age 38 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

[V4junkie]

Joey: At age 69 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

:lol:

[Pedro]

Pedro: At age 46 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

:confused:

[DLN1223]

Derrick Newman: At age 62 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

:eek:

[Chrome]

Chrome: At age 77 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

[aracnid007]

Mike: At age 81 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

Nice to see I'll make it to 81:)

[Tony07R6]

Tony: At age 49 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

[jarvismb]

jarvis: At age 78 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

at least it's not anal.

good luck with that, MJ.

[Big Speazy]

Zach: At age 33 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

[KhaoticRebel]

Lauren Sanders: At age 57 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

LOL, at some point I apparently downsize to a trailer from the house I'm in the process of buying. I'd rather live in an apartment for the rest of my life than a trailer. That sucks. Just call me white trash.

[ross]

nathan: At age 35 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

[siggywiggy]

Ryan: At age 43 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

[siggywiggy]

Michele: At age 52 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

:(
:lol:

[max power]

max power: At age 53 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

What can I say, I like the iced drinks.

[Lost1888]

Michael: At age 64 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

I guess my web identity will die first,

lost1888: At age 61 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

[DLN1223]

Michael Jackson: At age 75 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.


it was close and feasable......

[V4junkie]

Michael Jackson: At age 75 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.


it was close and feasable......

Whoa, for serious! :lol:

[bigbluebird]

At age 60 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

[V4junkie]

At age 60 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

But how would she feel about you being exposed?

[dmagicglock]

At age 72 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

Looks like I'm adding the movie "wrong turn" to my netflix que.

[V4junkie]

and ruin the surprise?

[ducati guy]

Josh: At age 47 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.



Wow, i cant wait for that

[that dude]

im gonna die while having sex with 100 virgins

[balaormiga]

Everett: At age 91 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

[robhawk]

Robert: At age 52 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

[ChickOn2]

At age 55 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

Janea Jackson: At age 87 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

Damn crazy ass killer Manhattan birds!

[f4isvt]

age 32 by a pack of escaped lap dogs

[RSVDon]

Don: At age 69 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.


Terrorism? In Canada?! C'mon now. Nobody even wants to attack Cananada. It's just America's hat.

[Todd#43]

At age 58 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

[kawi kid]

brian: At age 67 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

[SAMBUSA]

brian: At age 67 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.


I hope I'm the Engineer on that bitch :lol:

[kawi kid]

it would only be fitting if you were............

[SAMBUSA]

That'd put me in my 70's though. No thanks

[kawi kid]

you old fucker............ :nono: